Letters from Fiona

‘It is interesting to see how his father’s caveman shenanigans seem only to have strengthened Peregrine’s commitment to being a man of the twenty-first century. A househusband, no less, how marvellous! And with a man-blog to keep him occupied until you all hear the patter of tiny-ish feet. This is indeed an innovative, open-minded lifestyle and should also ease any concerns you may have had regarding the beastly challenges Peregrine has faced on the job front. (By the way, I couldn’t quite make out the girlfriend’s accent. Is she from around these parts? I thought I detected a slight bounciness to her r’s).’

From ‘Dear Xandra’