Submit to Funny Pearls

Funny Pearls accept submissions from women worldwide.

Short Stories

We accept short stories of up to 4,000 words.

Life/True Stories

We accept life experience or observational humour of up to 2,000 words.


We are always looking for cartoons and comic strips.


  • Email your submission to [email protected].
  • Please type ‘SUBMISSION’ in the email heading followed by the title of  your work.
  • Please include a brief message stating author name, title of the work and category (life, short story, cartoon).
  • All entries must be written in English and submitted as WORD files. We do not work with Google Docs/Google Drive.
  • Please do not use indents or tabs in your document.
  • We are happy to add a short writing biography (a couple of lines), a headshot and links to your social media accounts.
  • We acknowledge receipt of your submission within fourteen days and aim to respond within eight to ten weeks. Please note that we only accept pieces that have not been published or posted elsewhere and to which the sender owns the copyright.

You can read more about how we select Funny Pearls material here.

We look forward to hearing from you.