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Dear Funny Pearls readers and contributors, As you may be aware, we’ve been celebrating Funny Pearls’s first birthday […]
I eat lunch with Harry in the park and bring up the Super Bowl. ‘Damn Patriots. And damn […]
The first bar kicks in and we begin to sway. Shoulders clonking left to right and back again […]
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To celebrate our FIRST BIRTHDAY funnypearls.com are excited to announce our 2019 short story competition open to women […]
‘Whose bloody idea was this, anyway?’ I scowled at Diana as she tucked the rug over my knees. […]
Martha watched the robin jobbing at the crumbs she had strewn on the icy patio. She took a […]