They said things over there might be a little strange. They were not wrong. Now, I’m no hipster, […]
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Malcolm had often thought that his name was the real root of his unhappiness. If he’d been called […]
I am not a dog person. However, I have a dog. And it’s a good thing she’s cute, […]
We are proud to present our new AUDIO STORY SECTION where you will find all our recorded stories […]
When I arrive for my regular shift at the Community Centre, our manager is taping a poster to […]
Written by Katy Murphy Performed by Chloe Tannenbaum with music by Sam Tannenbaum Katy Murphy runs satirical […]
Serves: Two Ingredient List: 1 husband’s car (BMW) 1 thong panty, found wedged in the BMW’s seat cushion […]
Your internet connection is unstable. The message sat there in the middle of the screen, mocking. ‘Quelle surprise,’ […]
The boss thinks it’s a good idea to keep the store open during coronavirus. #MoodRings is trending on Twitter […]
W A R N I N G This story contains details that some readers will find offensive. Until […]
She had to break up with him; he was just too big. His long limbs sprawled across her […]
I’m currently playing a game with the garbage man. It goes like this: I put a recyclable frozen […]
Funny Pearls is a satirical journal dedicated to showcasing humour by women. The website is edited by founders […]