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Showtime by Rebecca Klassen

A noise wakes me. I try to grasp the fading echoes in my dark bedroom. Maybe a car […]

Short Stories Posted on October 2, 2026October 2, 2026
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My Mother Has Peeled Me an Orange by Lesley Withers

My mother has peeled me an orange. Her eyesight is not good, so there is a thick layer […]

Short Stories Posted on September 16, 2026September 16, 2026
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Daddy’s Wheels by Cheryl Snell

We would tumble into the back of Dad’s black Cadillac like tiny acrobats, my sister sucking her withering […]

Family Posted on August 13, 2026August 13, 2026
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Ida And by Frances Gapper and Meg Pokrass

Request Blessed. Ida’s grouchy old washing machine sticks half-way through a cycle. Cursing, Ida manoeuvres to her knees […]

Short Stories Posted on June 6, 2026September 15, 2026
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ESL by Nancy Smith Harris

Who knew it would be so easy? English and the abecedario share 26 letters. Most sentences are built […]

Short Stories Posted on May 18, 2026May 18, 2026
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One Funeral Too Many by Val Roberts

I watch as they all file in. The music playing is Bat out of Hell. Funny. That’s one […]

Short Stories Posted on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
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My Imaginary Daughter Eats Kale Chips by Lisa Mae DeMasi

A toddler at Gate 23 awakens the life I almost chose and forces me to reckon with the […]

Short Stories Posted on April 4, 2026April 4, 2026
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A Stroke of Luck by Barbara Hann

‘Are you sure she’s dead?’ Josephine’s voice is unsteady. Marion, too, has turned pale and stares with horror at their sister […]

Short Stories Posted on February 13, 2026February 13, 2026
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My Father by Isabel Kempner

As non-difficult things go, it is a difficult thing to have an organised father. It is a great […]

FamilyLife Posted on February 2, 2026February 2, 2026
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On the Run by Karen Eaketts

Dad was a mortuary technician. He died fifteen years ago, and  wanted his ashes scattered in France. Nobody […]

Short Stories Posted on January 24, 2026January 24, 2026
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The Case for Ghost Outfits by Jyl Barlow

I know that, for many in my demographic, the first decade or so of our lives was spent […]

Life Posted on July 24, 2025July 24, 2025
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Clown Etiquette by Lucienne Cummings

You’re there to make others happy I’ve become adept at avoiding my ruff when bending to kiss my […]

Short Stories Posted on July 1, 2025July 1, 2025
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The Good Mother by Louise Walton

She enters. The morning glow filters from the high-set windows and descends like a halo upon her sustainably-dyed […]

Poetry Posted on June 27, 2025June 27, 2025
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Calliope Wants a Piano by Kate Sullivan

Calliope Barcarolle wanted a piano in the worst way. She begged and begged her parents to get her […]

Short Stories Posted on May 20, 2025May 20, 2025

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