‘When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!’ Bloody patronising twaddle. Some people have this crap set out on […]
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In the early 2010s, the term “Resting Bitch Face,” or RBF, became popularized and spread on social media. […]
Dear Sentient Carbon Atom Blobs, Because we value you as customers, we are excited to announce that Earth’s […]
The egg had such a flimsy shell that the contents fell out at the slightest tap and splattered […]
Having Cake You Can’t Afford, Let Alone Eat Do you remember the Golden Age when MSN Messenger reigned […]
The Junto Walking Group acquired its name after a member of my regular walking group came across the […]
The Wise Ones arrived. It had been a long and arduous journey and they hoped it would be […]
Irma proclaims herself to be a news junkie. Unlike myself, she reads the daily newspapers, paragraph by paragraph. […]
Adam grabbed a tiny bottle of water from the table at the entrance as he walked into the […]
Herodotus has recently died, and his spirit has descended to Hades. He stands before the judge, Minos, charged […]
In early 1967, I applied for one of the thirty positions for a woman guide at the Indian […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition winner THE SLIP by Emma Kernahan Dear […]
I eat lunch with Harry in the park and bring up the Super Bowl. ‘Damn Patriots. And damn […]
Afterwards, few could remember when the grey man had first appeared. Only that it had been around the […]