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The Birthday Cake by Jo Collins

“Mummy, I’d like the merry-go-round cake from the cake book for my birthday party,” my daughter says. “This […]

Food Posted on June 2, 2026June 2, 2026
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Life in Low-Fat Prison by Maddy Levi

“I’ll take that black and blue,” I tell the waiter at Peter Luger, the steakhouse where I’m ordering […]

Life Posted on May 29, 2026June 5, 2026
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Dogs with Heart Disease and Other Courses By Lesley Withers

Expecting to find love online is like hoping to find a three-course meal in a bin, thought Sadie.  […]

Short Stories Posted on February 2, 2026February 2, 2026
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Crayfish in Budapest by Barbara Baer

As the hydrofoil bounced up the Danube from Vienna toward Budapest, commuters and knowledgeable travelers shared tantalizing descriptions […]

Short Stories Posted on August 29, 2025August 29, 2025
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Bloody Hungry by Rita Taste

Hungry. So hungry. I made it out of the break room just in time to hide around the […]

Short Stories Posted on February 8, 2025February 9, 2025
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Surviving beyond DIY by A.V. Arsic

The joys of homeownership lend themselves to all sorts of gifts of hazard. When possible, I like to […]

Style Posted on March 12, 2024March 12, 2024
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I Swallowed down Them Rabbit Bones by Nuala McEvoy

When I got that invitation, I felt a sense of expectation, because it’s such a lovely treat to […]

FoodPoetry Posted on June 28, 2023June 28, 2023
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Courgetti? Forgetti! by Hilary Ayshford

Not an effective aid to weight loss or healthy eating.   My husband gave me this electric Spiralizer […]

Food Posted on July 26, 2022July 26, 2022
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They Serve Fruit for Dessert in Hell by Sara Corris

They Serve Fruit for Dessert in Hell – The Top Five All-Time Worst Desserts 1. Lemon-y Shit. The […]

Food Posted on January 12, 2022January 12, 2022
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Buffet People by Slawka G. Scarso

I guess buffets will be the last thing to make a return after lockdown. If you think about […]

Food Posted on June 3, 2021December 13, 2021
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Recipe No. 999 by Jan Cascarini

Today we’re making greengage jam – a wonderful fruit, the taste of which immediately transports one back to […]

Food Posted on May 22, 2021December 13, 2021
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Saul’s Widow Craves a Cucumber Sandwich by Marie G. Coleman

‘I want a cucumber sandwich,’ Michelle said on the ride back to the Hunt Home. Nothing had been […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on May 5, 2021December 13, 2021
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Home Cooking by Loarn

I’m happy to say I’ve recently made a new friend, in spite of us all being in lockdown. […]

Short StoriesUp the Community Centre Posted on March 8, 2021December 14, 2021
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Loarn: Vintage Pickles

I find Bub, my fellow community volunteer, and her ninety-five year old next door neighbour, Elsie, sitting on […]

Short Stories Posted on December 17, 2020December 23, 2021

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