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WORK
In the Legal Department of the Ministry of Institutional Coordination and Regulatory Serenity, activity abounded. Not, of course, […]
Elana checked her bag again: Two rocket launchers, standard issue Three bottles Extra bullets Breast pump Sterilized pump […]
In a world where mental health seems to be on the tip of every tongue, I was surprised […]
The Covid-19 pandemic sent shock waves through the community centre, but eventually we returned to what passes for […]
“Let’s write a poem!” said the teacher one day, With lunchtime still over an hour away. “Here’s our […]
I always wanted to be a teacher. I would line up my toys and make them do ‘good […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present 2021 short story competition runner-up: JUST ANOTHER SLOW DAY AT THE […]
‘I first discovered my epic work of poetry in my mother’s loft,’ explains middle-aged mother of two, Angela […]
‘Where is the bull?’ asked the photographer. ‘Bull?’ the assistant replied. ‘Where is the cow? And the calves?’ […]
The policeman smiled. He’d just taken the cuffs off her and he let them swing from his index […]
Yes, how can I help?’ The librarian keeps a steady gaze on the woman’s face, trying not to […]
1 stripper 1 Casablanca Movie Poster (original) 1 crate of 1989 Krug 1 pair of boxer shorts belonging […]
Zoe’s starving. In half an hour, she can meet the other trainees in the canteen. Definitely the best […]