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Category Archive: Love

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You Still Need an Exit Strategy for Bad Dates by Kara Panzer

After a string of pleasant drinks dates with respectful and nice men, I’d forgotten how bad a date […]

Love Posted on December 1, 2023January 8, 2026
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Dim the Lights by Jean Ende

It’s never easy to take your clothes off in front of someone new, but by the time you […]

LoveShort Stories Posted on December 31, 2021December 31, 2021
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Morning After by Elanor Banks

I’m normally super perky on the early shift. It amuses me to piss off Debra, who sulks about […]

LoveShort Stories Posted on September 18, 2021December 13, 2021
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From Wet T-shirts to Happy Endings by Patty Bamford

Wet T-shirt With dark hair and electric eyes, he was popular in high school. Since I wasn’t, I […]

LifeLove Posted on August 2, 2021December 13, 2021
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Molly by Cindy Hossain

Taking a jar labelled ‘Local Honey’ from the carefully balanced glass pyramid, I put it in my basket […]

Love Posted on August 1, 2021August 1, 2021
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Once upon a Kiss by Barbara L. Baer

‘What about Jeff Koons? He’s not in your book and he’s a major figure on the scene.’ Clea […]

LoveShort Stories Posted on March 19, 2021December 14, 2021
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Purple is the New Grey by Carol Cole

Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition   It is only a little lie. Tiny. Almost […]

LoveShort StoriesStyle Posted on December 28, 2020December 14, 2021
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Katy Murphy: Five Days

She had to break up with him; he was just too big. His long limbs sprawled across her […]

LoveShort Stories Posted on April 14, 2020February 1, 2021
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Sara Chansarkar: Clean Ears

Mark looks younger than his picture on the dating website – his hair is cropped shorter and he’s […]

LoveShort Stories Posted on April 1, 2020July 4, 2020
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Michelle Harvey: I Don’t Wear Lululemon

I’m not a morning person. Occasionally at university, I got dressed in clean clothes before bed to skip […]

LoveTrue Stories Posted on March 14, 2020March 30, 2020
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Lori Cramer: Hung up

Sheena begged Ralph not to go, but he moved out anyway. A week later, he called her. Heartened […]

LoveShort Stories Posted on March 6, 2020March 6, 2020
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Ana Basu: The Ghost of Good Taste

It was a bitter day in November when I found myself being asked if I believed in ghosts. […]

FamilyLoveShort Stories Posted on February 18, 2020February 1, 2021
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Tracey Hayward: Does Anyone Know?

I need your help. I’ve been a bit silly, and I’m not quite sure what to do. It’s […]

LoveTrue Stories Posted on February 8, 2020March 30, 2020
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Elizabeth Sand: 2020

04.00 The red digits on my clock radio deliver a personal message: Lizzie, they warn, don’t expect too […]

LoveMonsters in the NightShort Stories Posted on January 1, 2020July 29, 2020

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