For twenty minutes, I lay like a human toffee – sticky and wrapped in cellophane. An aerial observer […]
Category Archive: Style
Our new Polish couch was delivered on Thursday. It’s important to know that it was a Polish couch […]
The invitation is vague. If you can call it an invitation. There’s no mention of date or time. […]
The man from A1 Fencing (all types of fencing undertaken) arrived this morning. I opened the door wearing […]
I am the Queen of health scares. I recently attended the GP with abdominal pain, which had been […]
Celebrity Wellness and Philosophy Corner – an occasional lifestyle column proudly presented by funnypearls.com My approach to […]
Mimi saunters into the bank at the same time every Thursday morning with her Bingo winnings from the […]
‘Make sure you are sitting quite comfortably.’ Oh, for Christ’s sake. I hate this bit, where we all […]
‘Babyman’ sits nicely on the tongue, fit to cover the human species – ‘baby woman’ or ‘baby person’ […]
Dear Guy with the Cigarette, How I resent you. How you taunt me. How I’m tempted to trail […]
The bold lip that sneers. The curled eyelash. The body gift wrapped in feather and flounce, demanding your gaze. […]
Nobody expects to almost kick the bucket at 32. Or at any age, really. But sure, life would […]
Moth is a soft and felty word to get between your teeth. But moths can be dangerous. When […]
The first bar kicks in and we begin to sway. Shoulders clonking left to right and back again […]