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Category Archive: Poetry

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The Good Mother by Louise Walton

She enters. The morning glow filters from the high-set windows and descends like a halo upon her sustainably-dyed […]

Poetry Posted on June 27, 2025June 27, 2025
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You Reap What You Sow by Sarah Ogilvie

Peter and Jane – what a pair, With their spotless clothes and shiny hair, Jane and Peter, sister […]

Poetry Posted on March 27, 2025March 27, 2025
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I Swallowed down Them Rabbit Bones by Nuala McEvoy

When I got that invitation, I felt a sense of expectation, because it’s such a lovely treat to […]

FoodPoetry Posted on June 28, 2023June 28, 2023
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Mrs Millefeuille’s Christmas Dinner by Jane Trenholm

I ate his Pine Porridge for breakfast. Really, which wife would do more? Then he barred me from […]

FoodPoetry Posted on December 19, 2022January 10, 2026
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Earth Day by Fiona M Jones

Give good thoughts to Planet Earth, The Mother Nature that gave us birth. Talk of how to save […]

Poetry Posted on April 1, 2022April 25, 2022
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The Things in My Kitchen by Fiona M Jones

I know it’s a small thing I hate to be bitching, But I don’t like the way things […]

Poetry Posted on March 12, 2022March 12, 2022
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Let’s Write a Poem by Fiona M Jones

“Let’s write a poem!” said the teacher one day, With lunchtime still over an hour away. “Here’s our […]

PoetryWork Posted on February 1, 2022February 3, 2022
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Easy Peasy by Fiona M Jones

Poems must be so easy To write en francais, Where everything rhymes With OO or AY. You can […]

Poetry Posted on December 31, 2021December 31, 2021
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The Night before Virtual Christmas by Flora Jardine

‘Twas the night before Christmas, in each bedroom and hall the seniors were stirring, insomniacs all, support hose […]

Poetry Posted on December 10, 2021December 10, 2021
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Jo Howard: Goddess of Car Seats

I am the Goddess of Car Seats My slender hands slip Between durable plastic, textile and foam Seeking […]

PlacesPoetryTrue Stories Posted on September 18, 2019January 6, 2026
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