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My Quest for a Loyal Hound by Kara Panzer

My petition for full custody was rejected, not by a judge, but by a volunteer at a non-profit […]

Life Posted on January 27, 2023January 27, 2023
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Forsythia Finds a Way by Kate Sullivan

Mrs. O’Reilly sat at the kitchen table polishing the spoons, wondering where she had gone wrong. Pregnancy had […]

Short Stories Posted on January 25, 2023January 25, 2023
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The Shopping Spree by Cynthia Sparke

I’m on a crowded underground with my teenaged daughter doing precisely what I said I wouldn’t do.  We […]

Family Posted on January 17, 2023January 17, 2023
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Reports from a Suburban War Room by Salena Casha

The phone call came at 6:03 PM that Saturday and lasted thirty-two seconds. My Neapolitan grandmother, Tina, who […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on November 28, 2021December 13, 2021
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The Good Baby by Sarah M Jasat

Sally corners me in the cereal aisle. Stuck between weetabix and muesli with a milk-stained Baby Bjorn strapped […]

Short Stories Posted on November 26, 2021December 13, 2021
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Choices Have Consequences or How to Embarrass Your Teenagers by Damhnait Monaghan

Pick them up early from the party. (‘Everyone else is staying until midnight. You’re so embarrassing.’) Pick them […]

Style Posted on November 24, 2021December 13, 2021
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Retirement by Leslie Freiberger

I’m being forced to retire from a job I have held for over 18 years. Apparently, I’m aging […]

Life Posted on October 24, 2021December 14, 2021
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An Origins Story by S.A. Greene

In Which The Words of a Mother Hen Are Ignored by Her Less Noteworthy But Infinitely More Famous […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on October 15, 2021December 13, 2021
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Pickle Jar by Tejaswinee Roychowdhury

War has broken out between me and the teenage langur monkey. We’ve progressed into the stereotypical betel-nut-chewing-Bollywood-villain phase […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on October 8, 2021December 13, 2021
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Hula Hoops Were My Downfall by Clare Reddaway

My name is Myfanwy Jones, and this is my confession: Hula Hoops were my downfall. Now you might […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on September 4, 2021December 13, 2021
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Having a Safe Word with Nona by Mallika Narayanan

    The Grandchild ‘Uff!’ Lenore lifted a heavy garden box. ‘Nona! You’re going to break your hip. […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on August 26, 2021December 14, 2021
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The Magic Hour by Fiona McKay

The sun is shining relentlessly as I chase my two across the sand for what must be the […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on June 11, 2021December 14, 2021
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I Scream by Jo Howard

I Scream. I cling to the window frame, shoving with my hip so as not to lose my […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on March 28, 2021December 14, 2021
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How To Like Your Baby during the First Three Months by Sage Tyrtle

1. Don’t be fooled by the Pampers ads. Babies are not giggling warm buckets of sweetness. They are […]

Family Posted on March 27, 2021December 14, 2021

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