Edward Spires had never looked bad in a photograph. You could scour the internet, and he would look […]
2026
Expecting to find love online is like hoping to find a three-course meal in a bin, thought Sadie. […]
As non-difficult things go, it is a difficult thing to have an organised father. It is a great […]
Dad was a mortuary technician. He died fifteen years ago, and wanted his ashes scattered in France. Nobody […]
He’s not the one. You know it and it’s coming up to two years and you haven’t told […]
Everyone says it, and I think Harry Enfield did a sketch about it once. Or was it those […]
Dear readers, contributors and friends, As a new year begins, we want to thank you for your continued […]
Welcome to a new writing year! This summer, funnypearls turns eight years old, and we want to celebrate […]