In the early 2010s, the term “Resting Bitch Face,” or RBF, became popularized and spread on social media. […]
Category Archive: Politics
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The egg had such a flimsy shell that the contents fell out at the slightest tap and splattered […]
Having Cake You Can’t Afford, Let Alone Eat Do you remember the Golden Age when MSN Messenger reigned […]
Herodotus has recently died, and his spirit has descended to Hades. He stands before the judge, Minos, charged […]
They made statues of us all last year, so we must be famous, like Nelson on his column […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition winner THE SLIP by Emma Kernahan Dear […]
I eat lunch with Harry in the park and bring up the Super Bowl. ‘Damn Patriots. And damn […]
Afterwards, few could remember when the grey man had first appeared. Only that it had been around the […]
It’s my first time at this chain and I’m reminded of my inaugural visit to Burger King. I […]
The Royal Palace, Tuesday afternoon ‘Marvellous,’ said The King. ‘The Algorithm got it right again. Two days of […]