This is my LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. I leave all my money to my Personal Robot, s/he/it who […]
Spring 2021
I’m going to cripple you. I’ve piqued your curiosity, haven’t I? No, don’t turn around, it’s not someone […]
Off the dual carriageway that hurtles towards the climbing shops of Keswick, down the single track lane for […]
The firm provided an assortment of licensed trinkets to ‘remove obstacles’ or ‘eliminate pests’, but they still considered […]
1 stripper 1 Casablanca Movie Poster (original) 1 crate of 1989 Krug 1 pair of boxer shorts belonging […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition The ants invading the bathroom gave me no […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition One morning the shelves in Mrs. Sinha’s cupboard […]
I’d not long since got back to bed, after visiting wi’young master, when I were woken at ’crack […]
I was never successful at dating, although I went through the motions: a clean shirt, cologne and always […]
THE OTHER SIDE OF MIDNIGHT A digit will change from 0 to 1. This has led many to […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition GroupServe Happy Hills Homeowner Association *Please Chat Responsibly* […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition It is only a little lie. Tiny. Almost […]
I received your holiday letter and yes, I can relate to your experiences last year although I didn’t […]