I’m not a morning person. Occasionally at university, I got dressed in clean clothes before bed to skip […]
True Stories
Dream After work, I settle on the sofa with the wine I’ve been promising myself all day. The […]
I need your help. I’ve been a bit silly, and I’m not quite sure what to do. It’s […]
Some moments in our lives exist as static, frozen relics, preserved in the dark hideaways of our memories. […]
The invitation is vague. If you can call it an invitation. There’s no mention of date or time. […]
I am the Queen of health scares. I recently attended the GP with abdominal pain, which had been […]
Celebrity Wellness and Philosophy Corner – an occasional lifestyle column proudly presented by funnypearls.com My approach to […]
I love Christmas, but Christmas doesn’t always love me. The worst was my first Christmas without my father. […]
It’s probably not something people want to talk about, shitting yourself as an adult. But for me, it […]
As a kid, I could never keep my blouse tucked into my skirt. I used to attach it […]
Husband, being so much better at fighting the big fights, convinces me to overlook the fetid Petri dish […]
That bitch Dolores is back again. She’s outside my bedroom window, lurking in the bushes. I only hope […]
A year after my mother died, and on her birthday no less, she told me to throw away […]