I am the Queen of health scares. I recently attended the GP with abdominal pain, which had been […]
True Stories
Celebrity Wellness and Philosophy Corner – an occasional lifestyle column proudly presented by funnypearls.com My approach to […]
I love Christmas, but Christmas doesn’t always love me. The worst was my first Christmas without my father. […]
It’s probably not something people want to talk about, shitting yourself as an adult. But for me, it […]
As a kid, I could never keep my blouse tucked into my skirt. I used to attach it […]
Husband, being so much better at fighting the big fights, convinces me to overlook the fetid Petri dish […]
That bitch Dolores is back again. She’s outside my bedroom window, lurking in the bushes. I only hope […]
A year after my mother died, and on her birthday no less, she told me to throw away […]
While trying to evaluate whether to send our son to France this summer, I must consider whether his […]
‘LOOK AT ALL THOSE KOTIES!’ my brother’s voice boomed from the upstairs bathroom. Wild scrambling noises came next, […]
‘Babyman’ sits nicely on the tongue, fit to cover the human species – ‘baby woman’ or ‘baby person’ […]
So here I am dating again after 45 years. I was only 20 years old when I got […]
Dear Guy with the Cigarette, How I resent you. How you taunt me. How I’m tempted to trail […]
Last summer, she reported from her cruise around The Baltics. This year, Christina and her family invite us […]
The bold lip that sneers. The curled eyelash. The body gift wrapped in feather and flounce, demanding your gaze. […]