–ORIGINAL MESSAGE– From: Lisa To: Priya, Ben’s mum, class reps Date: 5th March __ We made it! We […]
Category Archive: Short Stories
The cardinal sin when you’re growing old is to admit you’re terminally bored. Apparently, ennui and libido should […]
Barry bit into his apple and contemplated the mail: three takeaway menus, a voucher from the local optician, […]
This is my LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. I leave all my money to my Personal Robot, s/he/it who […]
I’m going to cripple you. I’ve piqued your curiosity, haven’t I? No, don’t turn around, it’s not someone […]
Off the dual carriageway that hurtles towards the climbing shops of Keswick, down the single track lane for […]
The firm provided an assortment of licensed trinkets to ‘remove obstacles’ or ‘eliminate pests’, but they still considered […]
1 stripper 1 Casablanca Movie Poster (original) 1 crate of 1989 Krug 1 pair of boxer shorts belonging […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition The ants invading the bathroom gave me no […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition One morning the shelves in Mrs. Sinha’s cupboard […]
I’d not long since got back to bed, after visiting wi’young master, when I were woken at ’crack […]
I was never successful at dating, although I went through the motions: a clean shirt, cologne and always […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition GroupServe Happy Hills Homeowner Association *Please Chat Responsibly* […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition It is only a little lie. Tiny. Almost […]