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Category Archive: Style
The cardinal sin when you’re growing old is to admit you’re terminally bored. Apparently, ennui and libido should […]
‘For Sale: baby shoes, never worn’ Ernest Hemingway Well of course they were never worn. Nature did not […]
I’m going to cripple you. I’ve piqued your curiosity, haven’t I? No, don’t turn around, it’s not someone […]
The firm provided an assortment of licensed trinkets to ‘remove obstacles’ or ‘eliminate pests’, but they still considered […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition The ants invading the bathroom gave me no […]
I was never successful at dating, although I went through the motions: a clean shirt, cologne and always […]
Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition It is only a little lie. Tiny. Almost […]
Thank you to our readers, contributors, submitters and friends for your support and enthusiasm during this difficult year. […]
She needs to write a note before she forgets. She opens her desk drawer, brushing aside stray pens, […]
December 2020 promises to be challenging for most of us. To ease the burden for our readers, Funny […]
A semi-poetic literary composition Once, I was driving to work, on time, not late, 29 miles an hour. […]
When this is over And Covid is past, I’m stopping the hand-gel but Keeping my mask. I never […]
For twenty minutes, I lay like a human toffee – sticky and wrapped in cellophane. An aerial observer […]