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The Invisible Woman by Jane Mooney

I’m female, I’m fifty and I’m invisible. Bartenders don’t notice me. Kids on bikes ride into me. Commuters […]

Style Posted on April 12, 2023July 18, 2023
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Big Old Jet out of ‘Lina by Erika Higgins Ross

Come Dancing by The Kinks is such a deeply familiar song. It’s like a hurdy-gurdy is playing it, […]

LifeStyle Posted on April 2, 2023April 2, 2023
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A Royal Secret by Kate Rigby

I’ve been unfaithful to my partner, her best friend says. Amber thinks, so have I. Amber can guess […]

Short StoriesStyle Posted on February 25, 2023February 25, 2023
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Before Cordless Telephones by Kate Sullivan

No, Fiona, I’ll get it! Look in the dirty laundry…Hello?…William, that poor dog is not a pony!…  Judy! […]

Style Posted on February 21, 2023February 21, 2023
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My Quest for a Loyal Hound by Kara Panzer

My petition for full custody was rejected, not by a judge, but by a volunteer at a non-profit […]

Life Posted on January 27, 2023January 27, 2023
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The Thrill Seeker by Caroline Rowles

It was as though a tiny man was sitting, cross-legged, playing bongo drums inside her chest. She knew […]

Short Stories Posted on January 18, 2023January 18, 2023
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Christmas Shopping by Carol Cole

I made a mistake. I should never have agreed to go shopping on Christmas Eve with my heavily […]

Short Stories Posted on December 11, 2022December 11, 2022
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Dirty Words by Wendy K. Mages

In my family, there are those of us who have an affinity for dirty words, and those of […]

Style Posted on November 21, 2022November 21, 2022
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Introvert’s Survival Guide to Social Media by Eneida Alcalde

Create an alter ego a la Sasha Fierce, Ziggy Stardust, Chaucer. Avoid setting up a social media account […]

Style Posted on November 4, 2022November 4, 2022
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French Beans & Inner Peace by Elinora Westfall

I was in the Co-Op the other day, the big one in town. I was talking to my […]

Style Posted on September 5, 2022September 5, 2022
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Death Becomes Her by Claire Schön

Nell’s flushed face greets me as she whips the door open. She grins enthusiastically, as always, puts her […]

Short Stories Posted on July 22, 2022July 22, 2022
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Father’s Day Shopping (You’re Welcome) by Jyl Barlow

As we move towards Father’s Day, I thought it only fair to give equal shopping coverage to our […]

LifeStyle Posted on July 21, 2022July 21, 2022
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Mayhem in Progress by A.V. Arsic

DIY. Another word for die? Do It Yourself. Either way, it sounds ominous. Prone to online shopping sprees, […]

Style Posted on June 20, 2022June 20, 2022
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The Balham Hunt by Emily Macdonald

Giles and his friend Rupert joke about starting an urban fox hunt, how they would gallop down the […]

Short Stories Posted on May 14, 2022May 14, 2022

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