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Category Archive: Family

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The Magic Hour by Fiona McKay

The sun is shining relentlessly as I chase my two across the sand for what must be the […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on June 11, 2021December 14, 2021
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Saul’s Widow Craves a Cucumber Sandwich by Marie G. Coleman

‘I want a cucumber sandwich,’ Michelle said on the ride back to the Hunt Home. Nothing had been […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on May 5, 2021December 13, 2021
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I Scream by Jo Howard

I Scream. I cling to the window frame, shoving with my hip so as not to lose my […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on March 28, 2021December 14, 2021
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How To Like Your Baby during the First Three Months by Sage Tyrtle

1. Don’t be fooled by the Pampers ads. Babies are not giggling warm buckets of sweetness. They are […]

Family Posted on March 27, 2021December 14, 2021
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The One-Way System by BF Jones

–ORIGINAL MESSAGE– From: Lisa To: Priya, Ben’s mum, class reps Date: 5th March __ We made it! We […]

At the School GatesFamilyShort Stories Posted on March 7, 2021December 14, 2021
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Baby Shoes by Jo Howard

‘For Sale: baby shoes, never worn’ Ernest Hemingway Well of course they were never worn. Nature did not […]

FamilyStyle Posted on February 17, 2021December 14, 2021
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Mrs Sinha Makes Amends by Gargi Mehra

Shortlisted in the Funny Pearls 2020 Short Story Competition   One morning the shelves in Mrs. Sinha’s cupboard […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on January 16, 2021February 25, 2021
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Chloe Hall: Chimney Pots, Sherry and a Roadtrip

Dad and I used to visit Gran every Sunday afternoon after she moved into a nursing home in […]

Family Posted on December 12, 2020December 12, 2020
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Jen Mierisch: Bad Girl.. or How I learned to stop Worrying and Love the Dog

I am not a dog person. However, I have a dog. And it’s a good thing she’s cute, […]

FamilyTrue Stories Posted on May 17, 2020July 4, 2020
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Emma Reed: Lost Connection

Your internet connection is unstable. The message sat there in the middle of the screen, mocking. ‘Quelle surprise,’ […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on April 18, 2020April 18, 2020
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Jennifer Ashton: The Bag and I

I’m currently playing a game with the garbage man. It goes like this: I put a recyclable frozen […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on April 5, 2020July 4, 2020
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Jill Tartavich: Homing In

Part I Not to minimise the threat of what’s out there, but for we who work from home, […]

FamilyTrue Stories Posted on March 22, 2020July 4, 2020
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Sudha Balagopal: Domestic Disturbance

Dad makes a declaration while watching his baking show. He says he’s moving out of the assisted-living facility […]

FamilyTrue Stories Posted on March 10, 2020March 10, 2020
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Kayte Genders: My Perfect Life

Dream After work, I settle on the sofa with the wine I’ve been promising myself all day. The […]

FamilyTrue Stories Posted on March 4, 2020January 6, 2026

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