‘Comment t’appelles-tu?’ ‘Je m’appelle Jordan Entwistle.’ ‘Quel âge as-tu?’ Each word is pronounced separately with huge emphasis on […]
Category Archive: Family
It was a bitter day in November when I found myself being asked if I believed in ghosts. […]
I am the Queen of health scares. I recently attended the GP with abdominal pain, which had been […]
Dear Mrs Dunkerly, I wish to return the product supplied to me in the autumn of 2001. Upon […]
That bitch Dolores is back again. She’s outside my bedroom window, lurking in the bushes. I only hope […]
A year after my mother died, and on her birthday no less, she told me to throw away […]
While trying to evaluate whether to send our son to France this summer, I must consider whether his […]
‘Whose bloody idea was this, anyway?’ I scowled at Diana as she tucked the rug over my knees. […]
So your wife leaves you and your boss fires you and your house next to your psychopathic neighbour […]
Maggie was sautéing organic beets when she saw the commotion from her kitchen window. Figures running to the […]
Dear Miss Finch-Barton, Following the parent-teacher meeting on February 2nd and your subsequent correspondence, I am writing in […]
They’re back. It’s the sound I hear first: nails on scalp and fast rhythmic scratching. The scratching is […]
Knocked up and naffed off? Eating for two and feeling blue? Don’t worry, dear reader, you’re not alone! […]
Today Shopping Laundry Pay swimming bill deficit Pay Brownies fees Enquire about theatre school Car MOT Do not […]