Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2020 short story competition winner BUFFALO GLUE by Kerrie Penney […]
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She had to break up with him; he was just too big. His long limbs sprawled across her […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition runner-up THE BEGINNING OF THE END by […]
Our Lizzie is back in London after attending a wedding in New York where she met a handsome […]
The impossible good fortune of being eighteen. In love. In love. Unrequited. Sunshine. Possible pub. Me, him, and […]
‘You think because I wasn’t at football practice, I killed my girlfriend?’ The strain in his voice was […]
15 February, 00.10 ‘Seeing a younger version of yourself in the mirror is not a sign of Alzheimer’s,’ […]
Joyce had asked me to be her matron of honour and I couldn’t very well say no, now, […]
4.01 This is the third consecutive night that I’ve woken up at 4.01. If it wasn’t so annoying […]
We are proud to present the winner of the Funny Pearls short story competition 2018 MEMENTOS by Rebecca […]
It’s the middle of the night, and our heroine is awake. Again.. 2.10 The red devils are dancing, […]
Our heroine is awake. 1.10 The red digits on the radio have drilled into my eyelids, waking me […]
In her bed, unable to sleep, our heroine has a run-in with the future 1.40 AM Just caught […]
2.55 AM Woken by the erratic humming of a diesel engine, I notice a stinging sensation in my […]