‘Aiyyo Kadavule, Aiyyo Kadavule!’ I was taking a bath when I heard a collective wail from our living […]
Short stories
So he says, d’you fancy going to the cinema one night. And I says, yeah, wouldn’t mind seeing […]
Here it is: Ladies room. Finally. I shouldn’t have had the extra-large latte. Now I’m really going to […]
I Scream. I cling to the window frame, shoving with my hip so as not to lose my […]
Yes, how can I help?’ The librarian keeps a steady gaze on the woman’s face, trying not to […]
‘What about Jeff Koons? He’s not in your book and he’s a major figure on the scene.’ Clea […]
I’m happy to say I’ve recently made a new friend, in spite of us all being in lockdown. […]
–ORIGINAL MESSAGE– From: Lisa To: Priya, Ben’s mum, class reps Date: 5th March __ We made it! We […]
Hi my lovelies, Before I deign to tell you poor and hobbyless people what is inside my obscenely […]
The cardinal sin when you’re growing old is to admit you’re terminally bored. Apparently, ennui and libido should […]
Barry bit into his apple and contemplated the mail: three takeaway menus, a voucher from the local optician, […]
This is my LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. I leave all my money to my Personal Robot, s/he/it who […]
I’m going to cripple you. I’ve piqued your curiosity, haven’t I? No, don’t turn around, it’s not someone […]
Off the dual carriageway that hurtles towards the climbing shops of Keswick, down the single track lane for […]