Charlie was zimmering to the supermarket, cursing his threadbare coat, when he bumped into a bear. ‘Shouldn’t you […]
Category Archive: Love
04.00 The woman on the app says that when you’ve tried everything and you still can’t go to […]
It’s probably not something people want to talk about, shitting yourself as an adult. But for me, it […]
Husband, being so much better at fighting the big fights, convinces me to overlook the fetid Petri dish […]
We find Lizzie at home after a night out, perhaps a little tipsy. 22.39 PM Phone. This […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition runner-up THE BEGINNING OF THE END by […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition runner-up THE DATE CAROUSEL by Michelle Christophorou […]
Martha watched the robin jobbing at the crumbs she had strewn on the icy patio. She took a […]
My name is Jacinda Braithwaite. You may have heard of me from my recent hits Wine In A […]
Our Lizzie is back in London after attending a wedding in New York where she met a handsome […]
Will surveyed the wreckage on the breakfast bar. The overturned teacup lay in a puddle, and half-eaten soldiers […]
When you go on your first date after 8 years and 3 months, who do you ask about […]
He’s already gone up, tired after working away all week. She’s been hugged, updated, switched off from. She […]
She was the envy of the neighbourhood. Her new kitchen boasted every possible modern convenience: mood lighting, instant […]