She was never going to pick me, no matter how many holy cards I collected. Each of those […]
Chloe is the one. She’s the woman I’ve been waiting for all my life. There’s just one minor […]
In my family, there are those of us who have an affinity for dirty words, and those of […]
Create an alter ego a la Sasha Fierce, Ziggy Stardust, Chaucer. Avoid setting up a social media account […]
I have too many shoes, but that wasn’t always so. As a child reared in a poor family […]
So, in the end, Your Honor, we mistakenly stole someone’s pet and drove it four states away from […]
I know…I know we are all supposed to be offering odes to our college-bound children. I know, as […]
Irma proclaims herself to be a news junkie. Unlike myself, she reads the daily newspapers, paragraph by paragraph. […]
Adam grabbed a tiny bottle of water from the table at the entrance as he walked into the […]
Ollie talks. Not that Bridget listens, she’s too absorbed in the mundane task of fastening her bra, a […]
I don’t know why I chose to dress as a nun. More than one blessed Sister had been […]
In 2006, my 25-year marriage came to an end and I joined the ranks of the divorced. Soon, […]
The first time my now-husband told me he loved me, we were standing next to his car in […]
I was in the Co-Op the other day, the big one in town. I was talking to my […]