I always wanted to be a teacher. I would line up my toys and make them do ‘good […]
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We are trilled to announce that our ebook is now available from Amazon. All the proceeds will be […]
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Poems must be so easy To write en francais, Where everything rhymes With OO or AY. You can […]
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So here’s a Christmas tale: The night before we told Bett Butler she’d won this year’s Funny Pearls […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present 2021 short story competition runner-up: JUST ANOTHER SLOW DAY AT THE […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2021 short story competition winner MY EXCITING DAY Bett Butler […]