–ORIGINAL MESSAGE– From: Lisa To: Priya, Ben’s mum, class reps Date: 5th March __ We made it! We […]
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‘For Sale: baby shoes, never worn’ Ernest Hemingway Well of course they were never worn. Nature did not […]
July 17th The new neighbours have finally moved in. Downsizing apparently, now that the kids have grown up […]
Once again, we visit the school where we met the unfortunate Linton who – without success – tried […]
Dream After work, I settle on the sofa with the wine I’ve been promising myself all day. The […]
Dear Mrs Dunkerly, I wish to return the product supplied to me in the autumn of 2001. Upon […]
I am the Goddess of Car Seats My slender hands slip Between durable plastic, textile and foam Seeking […]
Hugo Steer woke at two fifteen AM to find he was dying. Someone had placed an iron band around his […]
Dear Miss Finch-Barton, Following the parent-teacher meeting on February 2nd and your subsequent correspondence, I am writing in […]
This is the house where Mary and Bill live. Look! There is Mary. She is waving goodbye to […]
Knocked up and naffed off? Eating for two and feeling blue? Don’t worry, dear reader, you’re not alone! […]
Today Shopping Laundry Pay swimming bill deficit Pay Brownies fees Enquire about theatre school Car MOT Do not […]
As it’s the New year, I thought I would do something nice, something I’ve never done before: Put […]
Dear Arabella, I was delighted to receive another of your aptly illustrated round robin Christmas letters. I particularly […]