I’m happy to say I’ve recently made a new friend, in spite of us all being in lockdown. […]
–ORIGINAL MESSAGE– From: Lisa To: Priya, Ben’s mum, class reps Date: 5th March __ We made it! We […]
I’m a lesbian, and yes, it is the most interesting thing about me. But sometimes I feel that […]
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Barry bit into his apple and contemplated the mail: three takeaway menus, a voucher from the local optician, […]
This is my LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. I leave all my money to my Personal Robot, s/he/it who […]
I’m going to cripple you. I’ve piqued your curiosity, haven’t I? No, don’t turn around, it’s not someone […]
Off the dual carriageway that hurtles towards the climbing shops of Keswick, down the single track lane for […]
The firm provided an assortment of licensed trinkets to ‘remove obstacles’ or ‘eliminate pests’, but they still considered […]
1 stripper 1 Casablanca Movie Poster (original) 1 crate of 1989 Krug 1 pair of boxer shorts belonging […]