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Stalin and Lenin Made My Fortune by Ravibala Shenoy

In early 1967, I applied for one of the thirty positions for a woman guide at the Indian […]

True Stories Posted on May 4, 2021December 14, 2021
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Living la Vida Loca by Dianne Bown-Wilson

What sort of woman wears stuff like this? Alone in her hotel room, twenty-two-year-old Jess squints at triangles […]

PlacesShort Stories Posted on May 3, 2021December 14, 2021
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When Data Is the Driving Force by Sravanthi Challapalli

‘Hello, Uncle? Yes, we’ll be there in ten minutes. I’m calling from my cell phone.’ That was over […]

True Stories Posted on May 1, 2021May 1, 2021
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Seven in a Row by Anne Dorrian

‘Seven in a row,’ she read. ‘Seven nights in a row,’ it said. ‘Surprise him! It will bring […]

Short Stories Posted on April 23, 2021April 23, 2021
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Members Only by Jo Davies

I’d never noticed the golden door before, but that night, as I was leaving the club, I spotted […]

Short Stories Posted on April 9, 2021April 9, 2021
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The Chicken Sandwich Conundrum by Salini Vineeth

‘Aiyyo Kadavule, Aiyyo Kadavule!’ I was taking a bath when I heard a collective wail from our living […]

FoodShort Stories Posted on April 2, 2021December 11, 2021
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Cinéma diabolique by Maggie Seren

So he says, d’you fancy going to the cinema one night. And I says, yeah, wouldn’t mind seeing […]

Short Stories Posted on April 2, 2021April 23, 2021
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The Interview by Raima Larter

Here it is: Ladies room. Finally. I shouldn’t have had the extra-large latte. Now I’m really going to […]

Short StoriesWork Posted on March 29, 2021January 8, 2026
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I Scream by Jo Howard

I Scream. I cling to the window frame, shoving with my hip so as not to lose my […]

FamilyShort Stories Posted on March 28, 2021December 14, 2021
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How To Like Your Baby during the First Three Months by Sage Tyrtle

1. Don’t be fooled by the Pampers ads. Babies are not giggling warm buckets of sweetness. They are […]

Family Posted on March 27, 2021December 14, 2021
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The Pole Dancer Does Her Research by Tavia Allan

Yes, how can I help?’ The librarian keeps a steady gaze on the woman’s face, trying not to […]

Short StoriesWork Posted on March 20, 2021December 14, 2021
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Once upon a Kiss by Barbara L. Baer

‘What about Jeff Koons? He’s not in your book and he’s a major figure on the scene.’ Clea […]

LoveShort Stories Posted on March 19, 2021December 14, 2021
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Home Cooking by Loarn

I’m happy to say I’ve recently made a new friend, in spite of us all being in lockdown. […]

Short StoriesUp the Community Centre Posted on March 8, 2021December 14, 2021
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The One-Way System by BF Jones

–ORIGINAL MESSAGE– From: Lisa To: Priya, Ben’s mum, class reps Date: 5th March __ We made it! We […]

At the School GatesFamilyShort Stories Posted on March 7, 2021December 14, 2021

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