They made statues of us all last year, so we must be famous, like Nelson on his column […]
‘Make sure you are sitting quite comfortably.’ Oh, for Christ’s sake. I hate this bit, where we all […]
While trying to evaluate whether to send our son to France this summer, I must consider whether his […]
We find Lizzie at home after a night out, perhaps a little tipsy. 22.39 PM Phone. This […]
I am the Goddess of Car Seats My slender hands slip Between durable plastic, textile and foam Seeking […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition runner-up THE BEGINNING OF THE END by […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition runner-up THE DATE CAROUSEL by Michelle Christophorou […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition winner THE SLIP by Emma Kernahan Dear […]
THE FUNNYPEARLS SHORT STORY COMPETITION 2019 Thank you to everyone who took part in our birthday competition. […]
Writers are important to Funny Pearls. Without them, we wouldn’t have a product. But readers matter a great […]
Last summer, she reported from her cruise around The Baltics. This year, Christina and her family invite us […]
Writers are important to Funny Pearls. Without them, we wouldn’t have a product. But readers matter a great […]
The bold lip that sneers. The curled eyelash. The body gift wrapped in feather and flounce, demanding your gaze. […]