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I’m suspended 15,000 feet above the Earth, bang in the middle of my worst nightmare. I’m wearing a […]
A year after my mother died, and on her birthday no less, she told me to throw away […]
Is this thing on? How can I tell if it’s recording? Oh yes, there’s the green light. Well, […]
They made statues of us all last year, so we must be famous, like Nelson on his column […]
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While trying to evaluate whether to send our son to France this summer, I must consider whether his […]
We find Lizzie at home after a night out, perhaps a little tipsy. 22.39 PM Phone. This […]
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Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition runner-up THE BEGINNING OF THE END by […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition runner-up THE DATE CAROUSEL by Michelle Christophorou […]
Funny Pearls are proud to present our 2019 short story competition winner THE SLIP by Emma Kernahan Dear […]
THE FUNNYPEARLS SHORT STORY COMPETITION 2019 Thank you to everyone who took part in our birthday competition. […]