At the school gates, Linton waits for the children to be released. His eyes glance quickly from one […]
Everyone agrees that Erica, the community centre manager, is ‘a bit full on’ – a cross between a […]
Nobody expects to almost kick the bucket at 32. Or at any age, really. But sure, life would […]
Moth is a soft and felty word to get between your teeth. But moths can be dangerous. When […]
An officer is sent to investigate an abandoned car which has been reported at The Mariner Pub in […]
After Pete McIntyre had been found dead in the office, the firm gave us all a day off. […]
If there were ever a ‘most annoying person’ competition up the community centre, I know who’d get my […]
Dear Funny Pearls readers and contributors, As you may be aware, we’ve been celebrating Funny Pearls’s first birthday […]
I eat lunch with Harry in the park and bring up the Super Bowl. ‘Damn Patriots. And damn […]
04.02 My eyes have never been more open, my body never more alert. I am Lady of the […]
‘Whose bloody idea was this, anyway?’ I scowled at Diana as she tucked the rug over my knees. […]
Martha watched the robin jobbing at the crumbs she had strewn on the icy patio. She took a […]