For many, January means diet season. Even if that doesn’t include you, we are sure you will enjoy […]
Short stories
Well-meaning advice regarding food and self-control are pouring from the pages of magazines this time of year. So, […]
02.01 A mental stab pushes me out of sleep into the zone between oblivion and awareness, the […]
Charlie was zimmering to the supermarket, cursing his threadbare coat, when he bumped into a bear. ‘Shouldn’t you […]
Farm2City Mobile December 23 03:27 a.m. Hey Tina, sorry to do this by text but seriously, Sis, you […]
December 1st Dear Santa, Here we are again. December. The season to be jolly. The season to eat […]
04.00 The woman on the app says that when you’ve tried everything and you still can’t go to […]
Uniform List When I see that twelve year-old girl trailing her mum round Bury Market, I just want […]
Dear Mrs Dunkerly, I wish to return the product supplied to me in the autumn of 2001. Upon […]
I’m suspended 15,000 feet above the Earth, bang in the middle of my worst nightmare. I’m wearing a […]
Is this thing on? How can I tell if it’s recording? Oh yes, there’s the green light. Well, […]
They made statues of us all last year, so we must be famous, like Nelson on his column […]
‘Make sure you are sitting quite comfortably.’ Oh, for Christ’s sake. I hate this bit, where we all […]
We find Lizzie at home after a night out, perhaps a little tipsy. 22.39 PM Phone. This […]